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WE DO NOT SHIP TO ALABAMA, ARKANSAS, INDIANA, TENNESSEE, VERMONT, WISCONSIN.

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, this is where to start.Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I is back in stock! Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!Happy Hippo I is one of our..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II Came Back! (Finally!)note: Our credit processor can only process Less Than $800 on mo..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Note: Our credit card processor can..

$15.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo is Back! Wooo hooo!note: Our credit card processor can only process orders less than $80..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo is back too!note: Our processor can only process Less Than $800 on most cardsDeep Jungl..

$12.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

White "Productive" Hippo is Back!note: Our credit processor can only process less than $800 on most ..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderate strain with a ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley "Red Horned" Hippo is Back!The Ideal Slow (Happy) StrainDue to Legal Uncertainty - ALL SALES ..

$13.00

Maeng Da Yellow (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Yellow (Sunshine Hippo)

New! Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Yellow/Gold)[40-50% Off Weekly Introductory Sale on 1oz and 4oz!]Final..

$9.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!note: Our credit card processor can only process Less Than $800 on most cardsIndo Supe..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest Vibrant Strain. Energetic, Good For Physical Activity!Note: Our credit card processor ca..

$15.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')note: Our Credit Card Processor can only proce..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elephant Malaysian Back!Puddles cousin, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant Kratom!Mala..

$12.00

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Puddles thinks this Viet batch (December 2016) is the most underrated batch of all time. It's quit..

$10.00

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Hippo (Red Hulu) Is Back!note: Our credit card processor can only process less than $800 on mos..

$10.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hyper Hippo' (Moderate Maeng Da). You ..

$14.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Totally New Sumatra White "Sky" Hippo!Yay!Like other Sumatra varieties (Magic Hippo, Pleasant Green ..

$12.00

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut is Back!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is nearly 100% (99.5%) pure P..

$20.00

Hippo Maca (Organic Raw Powder)

Hippo Maca (Organic Raw Powder)

Organic Raw Maca Powder from Peru Our Maca is sold has a bulk raw powder, with no instructions for ..

$8.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Top Shelf Elite Green Bali Is Back...!Hooray! note: Our Credit Processor Has a Limit of Less Than $8..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders!..

$15.00