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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, this is where to start.Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I is back in stock! Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!Happy Hippo I is one of our..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II Came Back! (Finally!)note: Our credit processor can only process Less Than $800 on mo..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Note: Our credit card processor can..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is 99.5% pure Phenibut.Each..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo is Back! Wooo hooo!note: Our credit card processor can only process orders less than $80..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo is back too!note: Our processor can only process Less Than $800 on most cardsDeep Jungl..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

Stem & Vein 4oz Weekly Sale (30-40% Off)Stem & Vein is used as an alternative to plain leaf...

$22.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

White "Productive" Hippo is Back!note: Our credit processor can only process less than $800 on most ..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderate strain with a ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley "Red Horned" Hippo is Back!The Ideal Slow (Happy) Strainnote: Our credit card processor can o..

$13.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

New! Happy Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Yellow/Gold)Finally! We have a new fast strain! It's called "Sun..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!note: Our credit card processor can only process Less Than $800 on most cardsIndo Supe..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest Vibrant Strain. Energetic, Good For Physical Activity!Note: Our credit card processor ca..

$15.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')note: Our Credit Card Processor can only proce..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elephant Malaysian Back!Puddles cousin, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant Kratom!Mala..

$12.00

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Puddles thinks this Viet batch (December 2016) is the most underrated batch of all time. It's quit..

$10.00

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Hippo (Red Hulu) Is Back!note: Our credit card processor can only process less than $800 on mos..

$10.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hyper Hippo' (Moderate Maeng Da). You ..

$14.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White, a unique high-demand strain.If you like the Sumatra varieties, give this one a shot.W..

$12.00

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is nearly 100% (99.5%) pure Phenibut. Included in your order is a .62..

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

March 8 - Top Shelf Happy Hippo Bali is back in the house! note: Our Credit Processor Has a Limit of..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders!..

$15.00