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Not all Kratom is equal. There is good Kratom and there is bad Kratom. 

If you want to know where to buy high-quality Kratom online, read this article! We have some valuable advice that will help guide you to your Kratom ‘happy place’. 

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We probably sound like a broken record when we say -

Not all Kratom is equal. There is good Kratom and there is bad Kratom. 

If you want to know where to buy Kratom online, keep reading! We have some valuable advice that will help guide you to your Kratom ‘happy place’. 

Finding the perfect Kratom vendor isn’t as simple as it sounds. It takes a lot of research and careful consideration before you can feel comfortable enough to make a large purchase. 

Some vendors claim to have the best quality Kratom, yet they aren’t certified by the American Kratom Association and cannot prove that they conduct quality control or lab-testing for their products. Cheap, low-quality Kratom can pose serious safety concerns for consumers. So, it’s incredibly important that you can actually trust the vendor you buy Kratom from. 

In this article, we’re going to talk about Happy Hippo and the steps that we take as a company to ensure all of our Kratom is consistent, premium quality. 

This advice comes from years of experience using Kratom daily. We’ve spent endless hours trying different Indonesian farmers - testing and studying all kinds of Kratom products. We consider ourselves Kratom experts, and we want to share our knowledge with you!

Before we go any further, let’s briefly discuss what Kratom is, why people use it, and how the various Kratom strains work.


What is Kratom?

Kratom refers to the leaves of the Mitragyna Speciosa tree that’s native to Southeast Asia. It resides comfortably in the tropical atmosphere of Indonesia, Bali, Malaysia, and other surrounding countries. Kratom can be found in a variety of strains determined by the vein color and the region they were grown. 

This magical plant stands out amongst millions of other plant species because of the 40+ naturally occurring alkaloid compounds in Kratom leaves. The two most notable alkaloids are Mitragynine and 7-Hydroxymitragynine. 

Kratom leaves are carefully harvested and set out in the hot sun to dry. Once the Kratom leaves become dry and brittle, they get pulverized into a very fine powder. The Kratom powder is then consumed by means of Toss and Wash, used to make Kratom Tea, or manufactured into other Kratom products such as Kratom Extracts.

Why Do People Use Kratom?

People use Kratom for a multitude of reasons, here’s a few:

  • Boosts your natural energy levels leaving you feeling motivated and productive (no yucky caffeine crash!)
  • Stay focused and on task for longer periods of time
  • Produces a happy mindset and positive attitude
  • Relax and calm the mind and body
  • Easing minor physical discomforts
  • Promotes restful sleep 

These restorative benefits come from the active alkaloids in Kratom. Taking full advantage, the natives of Southeast Asia have used Kratom as an herbal remedy for hundreds of years with great success. 

The effects that are experienced are a result of the specific Kratom strain in combination with your Kratom Serving Size. However, everyone’s experience will be different. For example, whatever Kratom strain and serving size works best for me may not necessarily work the same for you. 

Ultimately, it’s up to you to determine what strains and serving sizes work best for your personal needs. If you need guidance, feel free to reach out to us. We’re here to help you!


What Makes Kratom Strains Different?

Kratom strains are classified by their respective vein color and the region that they were grown. 

The growth cycle of the Mitragyna Speciosa tree affects the overall alkaloid content. As the plant grows, the veins on the leaves change from white, to green, to red. These vein colors indicate a shift in the alkaloid profile. The effects you experience when using Kratom are a direct result of the unique alkaloid profile. 

  • White Vein Kratom typically has the highest levels of the Mitragynine alkaloid, making them best for providing energy and motivation.  
  • Green Vein Kratom has a relatively balanced alkaloid profile and therefore provides balanced effects.

  • Red Vein Kratom tends to contain 7-Hydroxymitragynine, which makes them more desirable for relaxation and physical discomfort relief. 

There are nearly 40 unique alkaloids found in Kratom that cause subtle variations in the way a Kratom strain resonates between users. Classifying strains strictly by color doesn’t always tell the whole story. 

Happy Hippo categorizes Kratom strains by “speed”. Energizing Kratom strains are considered “Fast”, relaxing Kratom strains are “Slow”, and Kratom strains that offer balanced effects are “Moderate”. 

Check out our Kratom Strain Chart to see how we rank our strains!

 

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Happy Hippo Is The #1 Best Place to Buy Kratom Online - Here’s Why

Free Kratom Samples

Yes, you heard correctly. Happy Hippo offers FREE Kratom samples to all new customers! 

We encourage everyone to try our Kratom samples so that you can truly SEE and FEEL the Happy Hippo difference.

To get your free Kratom sample, all you need to do is visit our website and click the link in the corner of the screen titled ‘Free Kratom’. 

Complete all of the steps and you’re ready to go! 

All of our Kratom samples are shipped USPS First Class Mail and it can take anywhere from 7-10 business days to receive your sample. Trust us, it’s worth the wait! 

Infographic indicating "Try our Free Kratom Samples"

What you will receive with your FREE Kratom sample…

  • 2 samples containing 3-4 grams of high-quality Happy Hippo Kratom

(strains are dependent on current inventory)

  •  Informational booklet about Happy Hippo and how to use our Kratom 

Weekly Deals to Buy Kratom Online

Kratom sales at Happy Hippo are tough to beat. 

We have weekly sales on Monday and Wednesday where we put 2 Kratom strains on sale at 20% OFF! Both strains remain on sale for about 5-7 days, giving you ample time to stock up on your favorite goodies. 

In addition to our regular Monday and Wednesday sales, we have site wide discounts and frequent BOGO (buy one get one free) sales. 

Keep an eye out!

Sign up for our Newsletter if you want to be the first to know about our amazing Kratom sales. 😊 


Customer Loyalty & Rewards Program

Loyal customers save BIG with the Happy Hippo Rewards Program

Sign-up for an account and you’ll automatically be entered into our loyalty program. Plus, you get 25 points just for signing up! 

From there, you’ll start earning points for every purchase. 

  • Earn 1 Point for Every $1 Spent

  • You can earn rewards points in other ways too! Leave product reviews, read our Kratom blog content, or follow us on social media (Instagram or Facebook) to get some extra rewards points. 

    Use points to redeem unique rewards coupon codes! 

    Keep earning and redeeming rewards points to become a VIP member for even bigger discounts. 

    Become a VIP Hippo with our Customer Rewards Program - Infographic depicting Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Diamond tiers.

     

    Huge Selection of High-Quality Kratom Products 

    No joke - we have the largest selection of Kratom products and alternative botanicals available on the market.

    (More than we’ve EVER seen anywhere else!)

    With so many amazing options, you are destined to find something that you love. 

    Need help deciding? Read this article about choosing Kratom for Beginners.


    Unique Custom Formulations

    Aside from our outstanding Kratom products and Alternative Botanicals, we also offer exclusive Custom Formulations that will blow your mind. 

    The Custom Formulations are very special to us because every product is a one-of-a-kind creation. Meaning - you won’t be able to find these products anywhere else. 

    Each formula requires many hours of research and rigorous testing. We don’t release them until we’re 100% satisfied.

    Happy Hippo’s Custom Formulation line-up currently consists of 5 products: 


    Kratom Experts on Staff (Best Customer Service!)

    The BEST Kratom advice always comes from an experienced user. These are the people who use Kratom regularly, study it, advocate it, and have tried all types of Kratom products. 

    The CEO and owner of Happy Hippo is an avid Kratom advocate who has been using Kratom daily for over 16 years. He is incredibly passionate and knowledgeable when it comes to anything Kratom related. 

    It was his goal to hire a staff of fellow Kratom users/advocates to ensure his genuine values and beliefs are brought to life throughout the company. 

    So, when you reach out to Happy Hippo’s customer service, you’re speaking directly to our in-house Kratom experts. They have personal experience using Kratom and they have boundless knowledge about our products. 

    If you’re seeking advice about Kratom, please reach out and have a conversation with us. After all, that’s why we’re here - to help! 


    Good Manufacturing Practices

    Happy Hippo’s manufacturing facilities are GMP-certified by the American Kratom Association. This means that we follow a strict list of quality standards to establish a clean, safe, and professional manufacturing environment. 

    • Standard Operating Procedures 
    • Record-keeping, Adverse Event Reporting System and Recalls
    • Reputable Marketing Practices
    • State Regulation
    • Compliance

    We also conduct comprehensive lab-testing on our Kratom powder to ensure it meets our exceptional standards. We can provide up-to-date Microbiological and Analytical Assays for all of our Kratom strains. 

    As an extra safety precaution, our Kratom powder is pre-sterilized at 170 degrees (enough to kill pathogens without disrupting the alkaloid profile). 


    SUPER Fast Shipping

    The Happy Hippo Fulfillment team is lightning fast! You can always guarantee a speedy shipment on our end.

    If you place an order Monday-Friday before 2pm MST, we ship out your Hippo Package SAME DAY (sometimes within 30 minutes!).

    What shipping services does Happy Hippo use?

    Where does Happy Hippo ship?

    We ship anywhere in the U.S. where Kratom is legal. Some states and cities have legislation banning Kratom. Check out this Kratom legality map for more information.

    1. Puerto Rico
    2. APO and FPO International Military Bases
    3. Canada (NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION)
    4. Albania
    5. Austria
    6. Belgium 
    7. Croatia 
    8. Czech Republic 
    9. Slovakia

    The safety of your package is just as important as a speedy shipment. That’s why we offer Route Package Protection for a small additional fee. Route protects your shipment by replacing or refunding any missing, stolen, or damaged packages. 

    Multiple Payment Methods (We Accept Bitcoin!)

    Happy Hippo offers 5 payment options for your benefit. 

  • Credit/Debit Card
  • eCheck/ACH (2.5% OFF for using this payment method)
  • Mobile Check (10% OFF for using this payment method)
  • Bitcoin (15% OFF for using this payment method)
  • Ethereum (15% OFF for using this payment method)

  • We understand that Kratom is still considered a “gray area” to most banks and Credit Card processing companies. Adding on these obscure payment methods like Bitcoin/Ethereum was tricky, but worth it! 

    If you have questions about our payment methods, please feel free to reach out to us


    The Reviews Are In

    A good way to help you narrow down your options when searching for a new Kratom vendor is to read online Kratom reviews. 

    You can find a number of online reviews on Kratom Reddit, NanoTechProject.org, Trustpilot, and various social media sites. Just search around the web and you’ll find plenty of great reviews. 

    Although we believe that Happy Hippo has the best quality Kratom, don’t take it straight from us… Read reviews to see what other people are saying. Luckily, we’ve made it really easy to find reviews on our products. 

    Check out thousands of customer reviews displayed on our website at the bottom of each product page. 

    Screenshot depicting a 5-star customer review - "I love this product. I can honestly say it has saved my life."

    Where to Buy Kratom Online

    If you read this whole article then you should know that Happy Hippo is the best place to buy Kratom online. 😉 

    Please, don’t be shy! Reach out to us if you have any questions or need some Kratom advice. We are always Happy to help!

    Why is Happy Hippo Herbals the best place to buy Kratom?

    • We are proudly certified by the (AKA) American Kratom Association

    • We strictly abide by GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) in all of our facilities
       
    • All of our Kratom is lab-tested for heavy metals and other contaminants (Ask to see our lab results!)

    • All of our Kratom is pre-sterilized at 170 degrees (enough heat to kill pathogens but not disrupt the alkaloid profile)

    • All of our Kratom products are neatly packaged and clearly labeled

    • 100% ALL NATURAL KRATOM - no additives or inferior botanical fillers necessary
       
    • Our Kratom is visibly different - it looks and smells fresh. Trust me, you’ll notice the difference.
       
    • We specialize in high-quality Kratom products, but we also have superb alternative botanicals (Kava, Kanna, Akuamma, and more!)

    Disclaimer: Kratom remains unregulated by the FDA, the authors of this text would like you to note that although this article contains many points regarding the use of Kratom, they should only serve as a piece of information - not medical advice. 

    Kratom is not intended to cure, diagnose, treat, or prevent any disease or condition. 

    Make sure to speak to a physician if you have questions before using Kratom.

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