You guys have waited long enough...

We are FINALLY giving everyone access to Puddle’s Recipe Book!

This Holy Grail of kratom tea recipes holds all the old kratom strain mixes we used to carry - with links to the strains so you can make them yourself at home

We also made sure to add some Customer Recommendations to help those branch out and use their K-leaf to its full potential!

Before We Jump Into It....
If for some reason your favorite mix is not below - this is because it probably contained a specific strain we no longer carry. If you have a question about a strain - email our Hippo Helpers at

All strain mixes (unless otherwise specified) are taken in 50/50 portions

Example: If your regular serving size is 4 grams, you should take 2 grams of EACH strain.

Old Hippo Kratom Strains

Candy Cane Hippo: Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo) + White Hulu (Chill Hippo)

  • An old beloved Holiday Strain!
  • Resonates: Moderate

Dark Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + White Thai Elite (Lightning Hippo)

  • Fun fact about this strain: this was our FASTEST sell out strain EVER! We sold out of this strain in less than 24 hours - so it’s a good one.
  • Resonates: Fast

Dos Horns: Red Horn (Smiley Horned Hippo) + White Horn (White Horned Rhino)

  • Named by one of Happy Hippo’s biggest fans, Obi! It’s a great mix for customers who prefer Slow Strains
  • Resonates: Slow

Gobbles Hippo: Yellow Borneo (Snuggie Hippo) + Green Bali (Top Shelf Bali)

  • Our most recent Thanksgiving strain
  • Resonates: Slow

Hard Hat Hippo: Diamond Malaysian (Thunder Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • In respect of Labor Day, this was a customer favorite!
  • Resonates: Super Fast

Haunted Hippo: Diamond Malaysion (Thunder Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our most RECENT Halloween strain
  • Resonates: Super Fast

Hero Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + White Vein Borneo (Ghost Hippo)

  • Recently sold for our Veteran’s Day strain
  • Resonates: Moderate

Hippity Hoppity Hippo: White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our Easter strain from earlier last year
  • Resonates: Fast Moderate

Hippo 2k20: Green Vein Thai (Atomic Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our 2020 New Year’s strain
  • Resonates: Fast

Honky Tonk Hippo: Yellow Viet (Wild Golden Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • In Remembrance of Elvis Presley! Smooth, like the King of Rock n’ Roll
  • Resonates: Fast

Light Hippo: Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo) + Green Hulu (Harmony Hippo)

  • Released with Dark Hippo on ‘May the 4th be with you’
  • Resonates: Moderate

Patriot Hippo: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • Our Memorial Day strain
  • Resonates: Fast

Rainbow Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + Yellow Viet (Wild Golden Hippo)

  • This mix is divided into thirds - if your normal dose is 6 grams, use 2g of each
  • Released for Pride Month in 2020
  • Resonates: Fast Moderate

Ragin’ Cajun: White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) + Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo)

  • Dedicated to our 3 employees from Louisiana. Born on the Bayou!
  • Resonates: Fast

Spooky Hippo: White Vein Borneo (Ghost Hippo) + Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

  • A Halloween strain from wayyyy back
  • Resonates: Slow

Superhuman Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + Yellow Indo (Sassy Hippo)

  • Our best New Year’s strain yet! Great to kick off 2021
  • Resonates: Super Fast

Sweetheart Hippo: Red Malay (Fire Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • 2020’s Valentine’s Day strain
  • Resonates: Slow Moderate

Tickle Me Pink: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • For Breast Cancer Awareness Month
  • Resonates: Fast

Yolo Hippo: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo)

  • One of our oldest strains out there
  • Resonates: Fast


Puddle’s Secret Weapon for Mixing Kratom Strains…

Something a lot of customers may not know is some kratom strains are good for increasing the effectiveness of another strain.

For example, there are two strains that are great “potentiator” strains.

These two strains are Platinum White Bali and White Horned Rhino

Learn more about bioavailability and potentiating kratom!

Platinum White Bali is the best for making Fast strains Faster, and White Horned Rhino is best for making Slow strains Slower.

This is not specific science, just something our Hippo Employees have learned through experience.

The way you would mix these in with your strains, however, is a 3:1 ratio.

If your normal serving size is 4 grams, try 3 grams of whatever other strain you are going to take, along with 1 gram of the ‘potentiator’ strain

Try it for yourself and tell us what you think!


Customer Recommendations

A few months ago - we posted a Facebook poll for what strains customers like to make at home

Here are some unique ones:

Screenshot depicting a dozen different blended kratom recipes made from various kratom strains, and sent in by the Happy Hippo Community

To see the entire comment section of this post, click here ---> Facebook Post

If you haven’t seen your favorite mix up here and want to share the recipe - comment below!

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  • Teri-Lynn Rush

    I really loved Dark Hippo! When I couldn’t get it, I started making a batch every now & then, it’s just a really GREAT blend!! Thanks for it! As of late, the Tickle me Pink is a really good one! I’m not much for writing reviews, so this means a lot to me. Thank you guys!

  • Bradley

    Surprised how the website is laid out and hopefully find my blend.

  • Mark

    Very informative and quite a few great blends to try. Thank you

  • Lynn

    My favorite mix for 1st thing in the morning is 1:1 mixture of Gold Bali (Royal Golden) and Yellow Maeng da (Sunshine hippo). The Gold Bali relieves any discomfort I have after sleeping, and the Sunshine gives me a good outlook about the day ahead.

  • Jon

    Magic Hippo and Jolly Green Hippo! Like 3:1…I am a slow Kratom kind of guy, but I like to charge the slow leaf with a little fast or moderate. So far it seems to work very well!