Hi Friends!

If you've arrived from Google (and not from our Newsletter) you may be surprised at what we say about Red Thai Kratom.

Red Vein Thai (Invincible Hippo) is comparable to an old strain we used to carry from a different farm, "Dynamite Hippo" (Light Red Vein Thai)

Both have very similar kratom effects. At best - Unstoppable Juggernaut-like Focus and Energy, with a touch of traditional Red vein or 'Happy' undertones.

At worst - An energetic Leaf that makes your day a bit more Happy and productive.

The Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder is FAST (with unique Slow-like Potential, allowing one to be Creatively Energized).

For some reason, outside of Happy Hippo, Red vein Kratom Powder (even Red Thai Kratom) is often considered *SLOW* (best for relaxation and peaceful thoughts).

It's not.

Legitimate Red Vein Thai Kratom is FAST.
(we haven't found a Thai Leaf that is not FAST)

And after a month of in-house testing on our Red Thai Kratom it will be easy to understand why we say —

Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder - Invincible Hippo
is FAST
(With some Slow Effects...)

  • Fast Thai Kratom Strains are best used for Energy, Motivation and Productivity.
  • Fast 'Red Vein Thai' Kratom Strains are also best used for Energy, Motivation and Productivity.

It's not that complicated!

If you have been brainwashed by other companies that offer Kratom Powder Online...

Forget about their marketing.

While there is certainly 'cross-over' between Kratom Strain Effects, certain varieties (e.g. Thai) are distinctly Fast and certain varieties (e.g. Horned) are distinctly Slow.

Learn What Kratom Effects to Expect

Our Happy Hippo staff considers Invincible Hippo to be the 'Slowest of the Fast' Leafs.

Let's talk about how the Happy Hippo Team came to this conclusion!

Featured Image of Puddles the Hippo character representing the Happy Hippo Product Red Thai Kratom Powder (Invincible Hippo)

Ruby Red Vein Kratom Powder (Invincible Hippo) is a clue to its ability to provide Slow-Effects as a Fast Thai Kratom Strain!

Red Thai Kratom Powder Effects?

(Light Red Vein VS. Dark Ruby Red Vein Thai)

Lightness vs. Darkness...

Which is better for You?

While both Hippo Employees and customers enjoyed Dynamite Hippo while it lasted - we can all agree Invincible Hippo shines the brightest here!

Since we're just talking about the depth of Color between two varying sources of Red Thai Kratom Powder — They are seemingly the same types of kratom - with very mild differences

  • Dynamite Hippo (Light Red Thai) — Fast Leaf, Super Strong Emphasis on the promotion of: Energy, Productivity, Pro-Social
  • Invincible Hippo (Dark Ruby Thai) — Fast Leaf, Emphasis on the promotion of: Energy, Productivity, Pro-Social
    (Plus a possibility of Subtle Slow Leaf Effects: Happy Feelings, Discomfort-Relief, Peace of Mind)

Do you prefer Slow and Moderate Speed Kratom Strains?

Step out of your comfort zone and try the 'Slowest-Fast Leaf' among available Fast Hippo Leafs, - Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder (Invincible Hippo).

Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder will have the lowest risk of 'over-stimulating' you and causing jitterbugs, with no chance of sedative effects.

Jitterbugs: The uneasy, fuzzy or bouncy state-of-mind that Fast Strains (or low quality Thai Strains) can cause by taking *too much*.

 

Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder

(Invincible Hippo)

Product image depicting a top-down view of a bowl of Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder from Happy Hippo Herbals

Order or Red Vein Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo) Because It Will Work

(Even if You Haven't Done Well With Fast Strains)

Red vein Thai is the "Slower-Fast Leaf".

It's closer to White Borneo (Ghost Hippo) than White Malay (Thunder Hippo).

Although this might come as a surprise -

Fast Strains are considerably more popular than Slow Strains.

People just love Fast Strains.

Yet, there's a sizable group of customers (20-25%) that just don't benefit from Fast Kratom Effects -

  1. Fast Kratom just doesn't do much for them
  2. Fast Kratom gives them the Jitterbugs (overstimulated - yuck!)

While both characteristics don't work, Jitterbugs are almost always a product of an inferior, immature, low-quality Kratom Strain (you won't find those at Happy Hippo), both unfortunately can be a reality for a minority of customers who just don't do as well with Fast Strains.

At the same time, it's a shame if you never experience the noticeable clean energy and pure optimism of a good Fast Leaf.

Unscientifically speaking - Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder (Invincible Hippo) is like: 80% Fast Alkaloids meets 20% Slow Alkaloids.

It's not a traditional Fast Thai Leaf. It's Fast. Just not that Fast.

There is a subtle calmness among the more noticeable Energy.

Even if you haven't loved Fast Strains of Kratom in the past - reserve judgement for Red Vein Thai (Invincible Hippo).

It's different.

And it should be better for those who steer away from traditional Fast Leaf.

Although we largely discourage Newbies from "mixing" Strains (spend your first month trying each kratom strain individually), many veteran Kratom users have tremendous success with a Fast Red Vein:Slow Red Vein combinations.

Erin will most likely LOVE Red Vein Thai (Invincible Hippo) - it should offer a similar experience to the "Red Hot:Fire" Combo she created on her own:

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Buy Kratom That Covers Both of these Bases ("A" and "B")

Happy Hippo now offers x2 Red Thai Kratom Powders.

In case you are wondering, Yes.

It's entirely possible to offer 2 of the same types of kratom (Red Thai Strains) and both be considerably unique from one another.

There are a couple of key factors that you'll want to be the exact same between each Strain.

Purchase Kratom Powder If Both "A" and "B" Are Covered:

  1. Person-Tested (In-house: Potent + Consistent)
  2. Lab-Tested (In-lab: Sterilized + Tested for Pathogens)

We do not release a Kratom Strain unless we test it in-house (only strains that have universal approval from our staff ever make it to market) and lab-test it (every batch is sterilized at 170 degrees and tested for Salmonella).

Kratom Strains have to pass our personal "taste tests" (reviews) at Hippo Headquarters and we're not easy to impress!
(Performing the Lab-Testing is the EASY PART!)

After several years and 100's of 'taste-testing' samples from Farmers across the Globe (Southeast Asia) -

We are lucky to offer the largest, refined selection of High-Quality Kratom for sale.

Green Vein Thai (Atomic Hippo), also meets the "A" and "B" conditions)

Ruby Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder Benefits?

Creative Energy.

CREATIVE MEETS ENERGY.

Too Much Energy can turn off your ability to be Creative.

This is one drawback to traditional Fast Leafs such as traditional Thai or Maeng Da Kratom.

Invincible Hippo offers a less powerful boost to "Energy" —

This allows room for a special, subtly increased Sense of Well-Being.

Invincible Hippo offers a 'Happy Balance' between Energy and Sense of Well-Being.
(But is still mostly a Fast Kratom Strain)

Product image depicting a heaping bowl of Red Vein Thai Kratom Powder sitting in front of a small sign that reads "Invincible!"

Closing Thoughts

Online Kratom Vendors say Red Vein Kratom Strains offer the same Effects:

  • Sense of Well-Being
  • Discomfort Relief
  • Helpful for Sleep
  • Relaxation

While Ruby Red Vein Thai has the potential to subtly offer these benefits, Invincible Hippo is far from being a traditional Slow Red Kratom Strain such as:

At the same time, Red Vein Thai (Invincible Hippo) is different from a traditional Fast Red Kratom Strain such as:

To make the most educated Kratom Strain choices - forget the marketing.

Go by experience.

The Happy Hippo staff has over 20 years of combined experience and we use our own Kratom every single day.

We know what they do for us.

We know what they will do for you.

Extensive in-house Hippo 'Taste-testing' yields the Highest Quality Kratom Products.

We try to represent each Kratom Leaf from REAL, thought-out, intimate personal experiences.

Red Vein Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo) could best be described as 80% Fast meets 20% Slow.

Stimulation is still the most defined aspect of the Red Thai Kratom Experience.

But this Fast Red Vein Kratom Powder exhibits Slow Red alkaloid-potential, allowing room for something special.

80% FAST, 20% SLOW! — Red Vein Thai (Invincible Hippo) 'Combo-Like' Predominantly Fast Leaf, w/ a touch of Creativity!

Your Friend,

Puddles 'The Invincible Creative Energy Painter' Hippo

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  • Michael

    Can’t wait to try this. It’s seem like the ideal strain for me since I love the combined slow with fast effects! Thanks for the in-depth write up. You guys are awesome!! Putting in my order now!

  • Mike C

    P.S. – Obi, thanks for the “Hat Tip” in your comment :) So, I tried Invincible Hippo —

    — it works GREAT, it doesn’t cause any “jitterbugs” that fast strains can sometimes cause, and the dosage I used was less than my normal amount, meaning I got the same effect with a smaller dosage, probably because it’s a new strain, although I always take my normal dosage even with newer strains, I just took a smaller dose this time because of possible “jitterbugs”, but they were nonexistent!

    Invincible Hippo is perfect for starting my day, and I found that it actually got better as the day went on and had almost a “reverse effect”, where each dose felt BETTER than the last!

    It’s currently in my top 5 all time Happy Hippo favorite strains, and I’ve tried them ALL for the past 4-5 years.

    I recommend trying it below your usual dose on an empty stomach.

    It’s perfect for banging out my to-do list.

    - Professor Mike :)

    ^Shoutout to Obi for the name~

  • Puddles Hippo

    Obi “VALEDICTORIAN” Hippo (angry)

  • Marci G

    Great write up! Since I don’t do well with the fast k varieties (for some unlucky reason) my options can be pretty limited :( makes it tough for me to figure out what new strain to add to my rotation. However, thanks to the new blog, I’ve been going out of my comfort zone. So far you guys haven’t steered me wrong, truly appreciated:3

    (On a side note, for all my fellow hippos; I highly reccomend you try a combination of Ghost with White Horned Rhino , seriously it is absolutely fantastic! Awesome warm and fuzzy without being too drowsy)

    Remember sharing is caring :D
  • Obi

    Stonephone relax your in the right place now to find the truth and get an education. The Hippos are the [b]go to[/b] resource for truth related to different strains/colors etc. Trust me, most of their customers will tell you the same exact thing. The Hippo Speed Chart is a much more accurate gauge of a strain’s effects than any general information that you will find on the internet. While everyone’s unique body chemistry will play a role in the effects that they experience from different strains, the HH more precise method of rating strains by speed rather than color is a much better barometer of each strain’s effects. If you don’t believe me order the Thunder, a white strain, and the White Horned Rhino, also a white strain. Now, according to the internet all white veins are fast, vibrant, energetic and stimulating. But, invariably what you will find is the that Thunder is very energetic and stimulating and the White Horned Rhino is very slow, relaxing. Rhino and Hulu are slow strains. Thunder and Rockstar are fast strains. And Ghost, Sky and Roadrunner are moderates – right down the middle.

    When Hippo talks about percentages of fast vs. slow, what they are trying to divulge is that this particular leaf has primarily fast characteristics, but also offers some of the characteristics that you would expect to find in a slower strain. You see Stonephone rather than just repeat generalities, and cut and paste characteristics found on the web, Happy Hippo has actually done the work and spent years evaluating and more accurately classifying the characteristics that you can expect to find in different leaves. There are fast, slow, and moderate Red, Green, and White strains. You state Yellow for energy. Really? Then try out the Mellow Yellow or Sleepy Hippo and tell me if you think they are energetic.

    Now, aren’t you glad you’re here!!! You found [b]HIPPO UNIVERSITY[/b]!! And I am proud to say that me gradiated at the top of the class :-) At [b]HIPPO U[/b] we have educational materials, blogs, classroom participation, and yes, even homework Stonephone!! And your first assignment is to sample different Hippo fast, slow and moderate strains of different colors (HH has some great Newbie starter packs) and then write a report/blog post about what you find. I am sure, as most of their customers will attest to, you will find that the Happy Hippo Speed Chart is the most accurate gauge of strain effects on the web.

    You are lucky. You found the best company, with the best quality product, the best customer service and most helpful staff in the industry. Don’t believe me?? Go to this blog – [url=“https://www.happyhippoherbals.com/blog/buy-kratom”]BUY KRATOM POWDER AT HAPPY HIPPO[/url] and read the reviews from hundreds of extremely happy customers.

    Welcome to Hippo U Stonephone!! Hell, we even have our own Professor!! (hat tip to Professor Mike)