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Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!
This rare Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.
Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.
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Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.
KRATOM CAPSULE DETAILS:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder
CAPSULE TO POWDER CONVERSIONS:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.
The Hidden Gem for Irritability
I personally LOVE Smiley Horned Hippo, it's my "Secret Kratom Strain."
Smiley Horned Hippo (nicknamed "Smiley Hippo") absolutely destroys irritability.
For me - that is no exaggeration at all.
I save this special Leaf for those days at are just too overwhelming and I really need to hold it all together.
No - seriously.
Smiley Horned Hippo is a Super Slow Leaf.
If I need to remain productive I'll have some half-caffeinated coffee or diet soda.
If you are into fitness and come home too 'amped up', Smiley Horned Hippo is a great post-workout option to cut the edginess of your pre-workout formula. This is for after the gym though, not during!
Smiley Horned Hippo arrived in 2015. Other than the alternative Chocolate or Bentuangie strains (mostly known for total non-productive Happy sleepy effects), "Smiley Hippo" has carried the title of the Slowest Leaf.
You’ll see it at the very bottom of the Kratom Strain Chart.